F.A.S Stories

Okay, so I'm going to be starting this segment on my blog called F.A.S, where this whole week my post will include something funny,amazing, and stupid.
So to start this week off (yes I know it's Sunday,lets just starr early) I'm going to tell you 1 Funny, 1 Amazing, 1 stupid story.

Funny - Well this story was not funny to me but, it must've been to everyone around since they couldn't stop laughing. So, the story takes place at school, 3rd Period.Free P.E, where you get to choose which P.E activity to take part in, or like majority of the students do absolutely nothing at all. So P.E is basically over, so the teachers make everyone stand on their numbers (to keep it civilized) but my bestfriends and I obviously ignore the teachers and continue to goof around in front of all 3 classes. It.didn't matter,though since no one was paying attention to us. But I wanted someone in particular to,my crush. So that day I decided to wear my tightest skinny jeans I own, and my slippy sandels. *sigh* My friends and I decide to be stupid, and test eachothers flexibility.  By raising our hands up high and seeing if we can get our foot to kick our palms, like cheerleaders 'u know. So after my friends do it flawlessly, its my turn. I smile big, and is thinking I got this. I totally got this. I raise my hand too high, and kick. While I kick my leg up my jeans resist, and my sandels are basically like 'oh hell no' and slide right from under me, making me land on my booty. Yes,yes I'm an idiot. So everyone then notices my fail and turns and laughs at me. But THANK GOD the bell rang so they went on their merry way....

Stupid- Gosh! This incident left me with a 2by1 inch scar. An ugly oval, that will be my companion for the rest of my life. UGH, so in March, my bestfriend came to my house every single Wednesday. YAY, and every Wednesday we found challenges online and did them. We did the Chubby Bunny,Saltine Crackers, Shots, Cinnamon,and plenty of more. The worst was the ice and salt challenge.  My bestfriend and I are idiots. Complete idiots as we didn't look at the warnings of doing these challenges. So we get ice, add salt and leave it on for an hour straight. UGH, this burns and freezes our flesh, man was this painful. So we take it off after the hour and have a HUMONGOUS purple bump on our arms where we did the challenge. It hurt, and we were freaking out. We realized after the fact that we chemically burnt our flesh off. Shoot me. Its better now, just this really tricked out scar remains...

Amazing - Amazing,amazing,amazing. Think, Ony, think. Ooh winning the lottery (never happened) buying out California (never happened ) meeting One Direction (never happened). Going to Santa Monica for the first time with my two bestfriends. It was truly amazing, we swam for hours (nearly drowned) , played with baby crabs, ate chocolate, rode on rides. Man that weekand was AMAZING

Okay so that's today's F.A.S , I hope you enjoyed it :D

-Ony